Target Aquired

I was in Target today, and not only was it crazy crowded, but it reminded me of something:

Next time you're going to target, make sure you wear a solid red shirt or sweater. Then, just wander the aisles, or better yet stand in one aisle and take a few items off of a shelf and look at them for a few minutes.

I can personally guarantee that some frazzled shopper will come up to you in a huff looking for humidifiers or Glade plug-ins or something. Then you get to politely inform them that you don't work there.

It's funny - I had this happen to me accidentally before. And not just at Target, actually (apparently I have the look of a "sales associate"). Most people act a little embarrassed, but some people actual seem annoyed that you don't work there.

Like it is your fault that you wore your red henley to Target.